Wednesday, May 25, 2011

The Smutster's Toolkit

Yeah, I have no creativity to spare right now. SO many cool things on the go, but they are EATING MY BRAIN. So, here's something to look at. If anyone has ever been curious about what an erotica editor needs at her desk, here you go.

(The penis-moose might be specific to Canadian smutsters.)


  1. I can't stop staring at the moose. What? Why? How?

  2. There was a claw machine at the adult store I used to work at. It was all penis-animals (bears, beavers, moose, sheep) with vibrators attached to them. *giggles* It was a rite of passage at the store to win one, and this was mine.

  3. That's awesome. And a little disturbing, but mostly awesome.

    Makes me wonder if weremoose have shown up in any erotica/romance stories.